Name: Michelle (or abbreviated, Elli)
Age: 22
Birthday: December 25, 1989
I'm from AMERICA! SARCASTIC THUMBS UP!Who better to 'thumbs up' America than Chuck motherfucking Norris?
State: Virginia (and I love it)
School Status: First Year Graduate Student
Studying: Marriage and Family Therapy
Favorite Color: Black
Things I Like: South Park; Futurama; Family Guy; How I Met Your Mother; funny things typically aimed at males; the internet; attempting to be funny and failing at it; Harry Potter; Disney things; funny GIFs; Tumblr; Facebook stalking; Lord of the Rings; making lists; organization porn; craft porn; wedding porn; real porn; sex; Coleman; my 3 best friends; making things; baking; music; the 90s; being nostalgic; singing in my car; looking at but not participation in: fashion, outdoor activities, hippie things; being weird as fuck; cussing excessively and fluidly; funny things on Youtube; Netflix; romantic comedies that make me question my relationship; being a student
Things I Do/Am: socially awkward; sarcastic; rude; occasionally bitchy; moderately clingy; fairly intelligent; weird as fuck; spiritual; a reader; a lackluster dresser; spelling Nazi; grammar Nazi; potentially over anxious; self conscious; insecure; socially random; a fairly decent listener; a hater of non-listeners; a non-finisher of projects
Time for a Random Paragraph: I'm engaged to this guy named Coleman and I think he's the tits. We originally had a date set for August 8, 2013 (after I graduate from grad school) but we have since sort of been thinking about moving that to a later point, however we will be reevaluating next January. We're happy so what the fuck ever.
If you ever wish to contact me or follow me (yeah, right), you can do so but using the following mediums:
Email: effortlesslyelli@gmail.com
Tumblr: ellifant
And that concludes this epic tour through a piece of who I am. I hope you enjoyed it because I feel just fucking fantastic now that I've written it.
With Love,
Elli
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