Sunday, July 29, 2012
Youtube Treasure Chest #7
This is the chick that Skrillex uses in his songs when you hear "Oh My God!"
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Families
I love my mother, but she is seriously one of the craziest people I know. We have a family reunion tomorrow at my cousin's house (which is about 2.5 hours away from me). I have a meeting at work tomorrow morning. My mother wants me to leave after my meeting, drive to her house (3 hours away from here, not even remotely in the same direction as my cousin's house) so that we can ride down together (another 3 hours) to his house and then come back to her house (yet another 3 hours). That's a grand total of 9 hours in a car tomorrow for a trip that should only take about 5 for me. And all because she "wants to spend time together." This, plus the meeting at work, plus attempting to get pre-packed up for moving, plus a 2 hour trip to internship training on Monday, makes me really, REALLY not want to do that. The only good thing about this is that I get to take some stuff to her house that I don't want to take to the new apartment.
Ugh. Crazy family.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Youtube Treasure Chest #5
Before you watch this, you should probably visit the warning section of my blog. Several of the things I've warned about are in this video. Also, if you are easily offended, I encourage you not to watch this. Keeping that in mind, here is Republicans, Get in my Vagina.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
I'll make this short. Having Pinterest makes me feel like a fucking internet celebrity. I get like 15-20 new emails every day that are like "So-and-So and 4 others repinned 3 of your pins!"
It feels good.
It feels good.
Monday, July 9, 2012
Shit Coleman Says
Well, it turns out there was another quote I definitely needed to post from this weekend:
"If Mila Kunis had a dick, I'd probably suck it."
This post will be updated at a later point. I'm making dinner at the moment.
"If Mila Kunis had a dick, I'd probably suck it."
This post will be updated at a later point. I'm making dinner at the moment.
July 8th
Before starting this story, here's a little bit of information you might find helpful:
1. Coleman and I have both worked for rafting companies for a couple years in West Virginia.
2. He is a raft guide.
3. I worked in reservations and did canopy tours.
4. The tense of the previous two is intentional.
5. There was a really intense wind storm June 29th that effected the entire state of WV and the bulk of southwest Virginia. Some places still don't have power. There was a gas shortage, there's still an ice shortage, and it's just all around rough.
This weekend Coleman and I went up to West Virginia. He was requested on a trip. A friend of mine was getting married this weekend so we carpooled. It was awesome. I forgot how much I miss being around the people at work, the area, and the culture. Of course, you're probably thinking WV culture involves inbreeding and rednecks and what have you, but I'm talking about the freakishly awesome people I've met working up there, the laid back atmosphere, the crazy stories, and the ability to genuinely count of the people around you. I miss that. I feel like I haven't really had that anywhere else.
So the wedding was beautiful. She looked beautiful. It was an outdoor wedding at a state park. On the drive in, there were several downed trees. We past a pine tree that was about 90 feet tall that had been knocked over/uprooted. I would have taken pictures but I left my phone and camera at home. So the ceremony was nice. They did traditional vows, their own vows, a unity candle, and a rose ceremony. It intermittently thundered throughout the ceremony. After the ceremony was over, there was a potluck. The thunder increased quite a bit. The winds nearly knocked over the cake. It was crazy. Most everyone headed out shortly after, which I feel rather terrible for, but I seriously doubt anyone wanted to be trapped in a state park for several days while they cleared trees and shit.
On the car ride back, Coleman and I were talking about cheating (which neither of us have ever done) and Coleman said the most delightful thing:
"If you gave them an awesome BJ, I'd choke them to death with a dildo."
Have a happy Monday!
1. Coleman and I have both worked for rafting companies for a couple years in West Virginia.
2. He is a raft guide.
3. I worked in reservations and did canopy tours.
4. The tense of the previous two is intentional.
5. There was a really intense wind storm June 29th that effected the entire state of WV and the bulk of southwest Virginia. Some places still don't have power. There was a gas shortage, there's still an ice shortage, and it's just all around rough.
This weekend Coleman and I went up to West Virginia. He was requested on a trip. A friend of mine was getting married this weekend so we carpooled. It was awesome. I forgot how much I miss being around the people at work, the area, and the culture. Of course, you're probably thinking WV culture involves inbreeding and rednecks and what have you, but I'm talking about the freakishly awesome people I've met working up there, the laid back atmosphere, the crazy stories, and the ability to genuinely count of the people around you. I miss that. I feel like I haven't really had that anywhere else.
So the wedding was beautiful. She looked beautiful. It was an outdoor wedding at a state park. On the drive in, there were several downed trees. We past a pine tree that was about 90 feet tall that had been knocked over/uprooted. I would have taken pictures but I left my phone and camera at home. So the ceremony was nice. They did traditional vows, their own vows, a unity candle, and a rose ceremony. It intermittently thundered throughout the ceremony. After the ceremony was over, there was a potluck. The thunder increased quite a bit. The winds nearly knocked over the cake. It was crazy. Most everyone headed out shortly after, which I feel rather terrible for, but I seriously doubt anyone wanted to be trapped in a state park for several days while they cleared trees and shit.
On the car ride back, Coleman and I were talking about cheating (which neither of us have ever done) and Coleman said the most delightful thing:
"If you gave them an awesome BJ, I'd choke them to death with a dildo."
Have a happy Monday!
Youtube Treasure #3
You seriously need to watch this if you haven't seen it before.
I still reference this on a weekly/bi-weekly basis. It's just so hard not to...
I still reference this on a weekly/bi-weekly basis. It's just so hard not to...
Monday, July 2, 2012
Youtube Treasure Chest #2
Sorry this is a little bit late. Here's this week's Youtube Treasure.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
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